fun thing

my friend claire sent this to me in an email and i thought it was cute, so here ya go, it's about real friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*stard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move to a new place........A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.